Dick dancing is a long and proud tradition in High Lords.  For those of you who don’t know the source of some of the clips that we play… The Big Lebowski: When you fuck a stranger in the ass Spandau Balet: True Pink Floyd: Another Brick in the Wall Game of Thrones: walk of shame WOW more dots: Onyxia Wipe Animation Willy Wonka: I said good day sir! Top 10 Idiots of WOW: This guy has exactly 13 minutes… (it’s #5 that we sometimes play) Directions song: North, East, South and West…  never eat soggy worms! Speed Stick, the wide stick: Byyyyyy Mennen Billy Madison: Everyone in this room is now dumber Family Feud: He practices kissing with his sister


The List of Things That Are Not My Problem

  • Creating the list of things that are not my problem
  • Your lack of spell components
  • Your lack of scrolls
  • Your lack of scrolls due to being destroyed
  • Your death
  • Cyax
  • Your heals are on cool-down
  • Your lack of HP
  • Your lack of SP
  • Your lack of DPS
  • Your lack of coffee
  • Your lack of essences
  • Your lack of crafting levels
  • Your lack of collectibles
  • Your lack of self heals because its reaper
  • Your lack of VIP
  • Your assumption that everything is about you
  • You don’t have any blue tiles to work with
  • Funkadin
  • Your incorrect tentacle placement
  • Being killed by a famine reaper, not being bombarded from trash up top
  • I haven’t read the book in like 5 years
  • I missed the Ddoor
  • I got lost
  • I did some sacrificing and i don’t have my tomes
  • I can’t move
  • A lover that won’t drive me crazy
  • That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem
  • You’ll just have to replace all of them
  • And im chained again
  • You’re quelled
  • Maistir is immature
  • You can’t play DDO because you’re car shopping
  • You didn’t see your hp going down
  • You didn’t pick up the quest
  • Nimvind has a DOT
  • Micky stepping into the raid without full mana
  • To Be Continued…