Dick dancing is a long and proud tradition in High Lords. For those of you who don’t know the source of some of the clips that we play… The Big Lebowski: When you fuck a stranger in the ass Spandau Balet: True Pink Floyd: Another Brick in the Wall Game of Thrones: walk of shame WOW more dots: Onyxia Wipe Animation Willy Wonka: I said good day sir! Top 10 Idiots of WOW: This guy has exactly 13 minutes… (it’s #5 that we sometimes play) Directions song: North, East, South and West… never eat soggy worms! Speed Stick, the wide stick: Byyyyyy Mennen Billy Madison: Everyone in this room is now dumber Family Feud: He practices kissing with his sister
The List of Things That Are Not My Problem
- Creating the list of things that are not my problem
- Your lack of spell components
- Your lack of scrolls
- Your lack of scrolls due to being destroyed
- Your death
- Cyax
- Your heals are on cool-down
- Your lack of HP
- Your lack of SP
- Your lack of DPS
- Your lack of coffee
- Your lack of essences
- Your lack of crafting levels
- Your lack of collectibles
- Your lack of self heals because its reaper
- Your lack of VIP
- Your assumption that everything is about you
- You don’t have any blue tiles to work with
- Funkadin
- Your incorrect tentacle placement
- Being killed by a famine reaper, not being bombarded from trash up top
- I haven’t read the book in like 5 years
- I missed the Ddoor
- I got lost
- I did some sacrificing and i don’t have my tomes
- I can’t move
- A lover that won’t drive me crazy
- That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem
- You’ll just have to replace all of them
- And im chained again
- You’re quelled
- Maistir is immature
- You can’t play DDO because you’re car shopping
- You didn’t see your hp going down
- You didn’t pick up the quest
- Nimvind has a DOT
- Micky stepping into the raid without full mana
- You’re held, dotted and fucked
- To Be Continued…